Rumor Hutch -4.29.09

-Why heavens be, I'm hearing with my own ears that Trevor Ariza might sell that mule of his.

-That Spencer Hawes fellow has high plans to get himself a second shiny identification card, just in case that foreign point guard dripped a little sweat on him while they was socializing.

-Donyell Marshall stopped sending money to the church back home, some say he's taken to drink or taken up with a new woman.

-Chris Quinn has eyes like a brush fire.

-I like a man who isn't afraid to gripe a little in the heart of a skirmish. It keeps the soul healthy, and afterward, we can all have a good laugh about it. Paul Pierce, he can wear my burlap any day.

-Andre Miller is why the Spanish stopped looking for the Fountain of Youth. It just ain't that fun.

-Blind item: What third-string journeyman guard is known to spend his weeknights tearing the guts out of the recently deceased? He eats them if he's already crying.

-Francisco Garcia bought a harp.